10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.