10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz