10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- It's Free To Fold...
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike