10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack