10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.