10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)