10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Welcome to kicker school
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.