10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
" The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."