10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Never educate a stupid poker player.
You have to piss with the dick you have
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
in the poker game of life women are the rake