10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.