10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Fold and live to fold again
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester