10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury