10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.