10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth