10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim