10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..