10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!