10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson