10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury