10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• It's Free To Fold...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes