10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it