10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "No river, no fish."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again