10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.