10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• It's Free To Fold...
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water