10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is