10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"