10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack