10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson