10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.