10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."