10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.