10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm