10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• It's Free To Fold...
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.