10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.