10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)