10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --