10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."