10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.