10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it