10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fook the floosh droo!