10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm