10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.