10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."