10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth