10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery