10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- im going to 2 out you to death