10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson