10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.