10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek