10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.